the best idiosyncrasies i have some across....................!!

my dad always chews his collar when mom is fighting with him...............
when collars are unavailable, he chews newspapers............whatever it takes to divert attention from this woman who always makes too much sense!!
my grandmother ( one of the many, dont ask the exact genealogical relation) had a habit of climbing down pipes and running away when things at home turned that wee bit uncomfortable.........
a friend ( still pondering over whether or not i should take her name!) pinches anyone at arm's length, whenever she sees chocolate-y things coming her way......cadbury's, you just found yourself a brand ambassador!
my mom's uncle always made sure all communism-opposers went back with a black eye............i would have joined the club, had my mother not come in as my divine intervention!!
an uncle, though i loath to call him that, jumps down on his knees and touches his forehead to the ground whenever a dead person is being carried on a wooden bed or whenever the ubiquitous cow deigns to come within ten feet of his pious self!
my nephew sleeps with his butt in the air, and he couldnt look cuter even if he tried!